Funky Feet

Ace went out for a cruise on a hot summer day. He cranked the throttle and headed north up the west coast of Florida. There are many miles of righteous riding in these parts. He was on US 19, which when it's not going thru a town is a divided 4-lane. He was rolling in his own vibe, passing cages and getting passed. He noticed something on this ride; an abundance of women riding on the passenger's side had their bare feet up on dashboard; you know, kicked back for a long haul. There were so many of them in fact that he started to notice a trend. First of all, every one of them was caucasian and most of them were fat. None of the fat feet had any nail polish or evidence of a pedicure. Gross! The women with slender feet had the appearance being pedicured, which to Ace says something about the advantages of having a higher maintenance woman. He's down for beautiful feet that belong to hot women. Yessir, you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their feet. You see the strangest things sometimes; some good, some bad. Maybe next time it will be boobs!